Your Girlfriend

When your skinny girlfriend slap me in the face, I dont feel anything. Im sorry, but I really dont think she has the right to saw my angry face. I will just present her with my stoic face. Like I dont love you. Like I never hurt by her overexcessive words towards me. Like I dont care about a thing in the world.

When your pretty girlfriend called me “slut”, I accept it with a big heart, because I have a bigger boobs than her, if thats what you see in me. She try to hurt me more by saying this, “You’re no good than an old bitch whose trying to stay young by putting on too much makeup!”. She try to make me looks ugly, which I already am. She’s tried to pull me down, wreck my life and step on my pride. But I must ask this to her, “Is that gonna change the fact that your boyfriend is not satisfy with you, that’s why he’s cheated on you, with me, a girl who’s fat, ugly and literally, a bitch?”

When your perfect girlfriend start talking bad things and spread some unbelievably false rumour about me, I start laughing because it’s so cute. She’s so cute. A little kitty who’s trying to mark her territory with her pee only. Oh, it’s so cute. What an innocent kitty. “Are you happy, now?”

When your mad but beautiful girlfriend trying to take my life away from me, Im not trying to defend it at all. Well, she looks like she never have that kind of life, so I gave it to her out of pity. Is that wrong? She wants my twisted and blurry life. I cant do anything, right? “How is it? Im asking, Will you be able to hold on to live in that kind of harsh life, Princess?”

 

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Must I say this?

That she looks so pathetic ? That she looks like she didn’t have any confidence against me? That she looks very uninteresting in that kind of behaviour? That she looks like an old-lady whose trying to chase all the sexy and young girl from her front door?

Well, I guess I’ll keep it for myself.

Hasta la Vista, Baby!